who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
im holly from the hills drunk
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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