I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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