Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
