There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
