Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Dear god my vagina.
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