i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
