S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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