If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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