I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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