I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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