how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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