I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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