I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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