I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Come on in and take your pants off
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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