all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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