ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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