jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
two words...techno handjob
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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