I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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