Sponge bath it is.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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