I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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