Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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