Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
