I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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