It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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