why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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