you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
This is my gift to your gina
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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