he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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