I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
This girl is more easily done than said...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
im having a threesome with these popsicles
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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