yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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