what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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