It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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