Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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