Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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