I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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