You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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