I'll bet she douches with gravy.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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