We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
