When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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