Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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