And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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