You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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