There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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