I just made out with a guy for $7.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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