I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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