when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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