White coat. Heels.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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