So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
