Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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