Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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