I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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